May 2012
37 posts
puckermanfabray:
lets play “which download link is the real one”
I’m a pro at this
I just caught myself feeling bad about using the word ‘fuck’ in a youtube comment.
IS THIS WHAT MIDDLE AGE IS LIKE?!?!
charlottebooth:
Dont you think we would dream of better things
Only if someone inceptions Donald Glover or Alison Brie into mine.
That was the wrong way round, straight Mike.
Fourth Flesh-Eating-Bacteria Case Confirmed in... →
“Barclay Bishop, spokeswoman for Doctors Hospital, told the Daily Mail that the hospital sees about 50 cases of the flesh-eating bacteria, called necatoriasis fasciitis, each year.
It is highly unlikely that the three widely publicized cases, including those of Copeland and another high-profile victim, new mother Lana Kuykendall, are related to each other.”
FUCK THAT SHIT....
I think everybody out there should just stop watching Eurovision and check out my crappy blog of half baked story ideas.
I don’t even know why, just give me likes and shit. Tell me how awesome everything I do is.
Actually just found a juicy discount code on those t-shirts, so I’m getting… all of them. YES!!!
Its awful how badly I want these community shirts...
You know how you occasionally get thoughts for hilarious puns, simply based around seeing the name for something and that thought colliding with the thoughts you already had in your head?
Well I just had an amazing idea for the title of an antiques roadshow porn parody, titled Bargain Cunt.
What the fuck, brain?
Student Finance is fucking dire.
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I never thought I’d say this, but I wish they’d just cancel Community. There is no Community without Dan Harmon, and those people who think that it will retain the same innovation and vision without him are delusional. The reason that Sony and NBC are making this chang is clearly so that the show can change and appeal to a broader audience, but its this show’s inaccessibility and...
Just saw something about an American family who can’t afford their newborn son’s medical bills for his heart defect, so their grandma started selling candy on Ebay to cover the cost. Of course, tons of people started supporting the cause, which is really touching and everything. However, this is an example of why I’m so thankful for the nhs. sure, they don’t treat patients...
Shona Durkin
Is a bamf
Watch
theballadofdevon:
Those times when, as an English student, you put on your grammar moustache, imagery monocle and phonology top hat, just to tear the subtextual shit out of whatever you’re watching.
For instance, I was just watching Homeland, and this chick was like ‘I’m just watching the storm’, and the dude was like ‘Is it coming or going?’ and she replies ‘Hard to...
Nerd post of the evening
Samsung have completely missed a trick with their Galaxy S3 reveal. Instead of spewing some bullshit marketing about how the phone is ‘inspired by nature’ and ‘designed for humans’, how about they market the actual features of the phone? Or for that matter, actually add features to the phone? The only thing they’ve really done is rip off Siri. In a few months when the...
Just experienced the pivotal moment in every...
Luckily, I remembered a guy I know who looks like he has pubic hair on his face. To the rest of you teenage guys out there, make sure you’re 100% certain that you can pull off facial hair before choosing to grow one. This isn’t even something you should be asking yourself, you should have known since birth.
I posted on a Military Gaming forum, asking if anyone would like to give their opinions for an article I’m writing. I got some good quotes, but everyone else got really pissed off at me for no apparent reason. So now I’ve got a bunch of trained killers mad at me.
I’m going to wake up in a coffin like Ryan Reynolds, I just know it.
Cut the bottoms off my feeeeeet
Make me walk on salt
Take me down to the poliiiiiice
Charge me with assault!
Love Jack White’s new album. If you’re even mildly a fan of the White Stripes or rock music of audio or the sense of hearing, get it and listen to it with your ears, in that order.
I said to myself ‘I’ll make a playlist of 40 or so songs to listen to tomorrow. 50 max.’
I already have 300 on it -.-
I just have so much awesome music.
Nerd post of the evening
BT have been throttling torrent downloads in the evenings for months, but I didn’t really pay attention cos I always end up downloading in the morning anyways.
However, I really wanted to download Jack White’s new album (I would’ve bought it on Itunes but I’m poor). BT being the bastards they are, however, kept my download speed at 3 kB/s, meaning my torrent stuck at...
April 2012
35 posts
Frodo: I can't do this, Sam.
Sam: I know. It's all wrong. By rights we shouldn't even be here. But we are. It's like in the great stories, Mr. Frodo. The ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger, they were. And sometimes you didn't want to know the end. Because how could the end be happy? How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it's only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer. Those were the stories that stayed with you. That meant something, even if you were too small to understand why. But I think, Mr. Frodo, I do understand. I know now. Folk in those stories had lots of chances of turning back, only they didn't. They kept going. Because they were holding on to something.
Frodo: What are we holding onto, Sam?
Sam: That there's some good in this world, Mr. Frodo... and it's worth fighting for.
Russell Howard topless on good news...
The Google Drive problem I discussed yesterday is less of a problem now. I mean, it’s still there, but I’ve basically moved all my into my Google Drive folder instead of copying them. I should probably be worried in case my hard drive fails and my Google Drive online recognises that and says ‘hey, I’ll sync by deleting those files too’, but Google must have some sort...
The Tree of Life, or the lack thereof.
I’ve been trying to capture exactly why I hated The Tree of Life. I actually didn’t make it through the whole film, because I was horrifically bored in the first few minutes alone. I stuck it out for about an hour before realising that I wasn’t taking in anything I saw at all, at which point I quit trying to do so.
The Tree of Life is probably the most ambitious film ever...
Google Drive is actually really fucking stupid. Basically, it requires you to copy any files you have on your computer into a Google Drive folder that then uploads the files to the Google Drive ‘cloud’ service online. However, you’re still storing both copies of the files on your computer, as well as the copies online. So say you have 1gb of photos on your hard drive, you have to...
It’s pretty scary but also amazing the way technology is going.
Everything’s becoming standardized, for starters, pretty much with either Google or Apple. It’s not hard to imagine these companies, in the near future, hiring out private armies and having actual battles over corporate dominance, although they’ll have to retreat from the war-torn silicon valley on occasion,...
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