March 2012
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Won the jacket, fuck yeah.
Sniped that motherfucker. Aww yeah.
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tomlikespies replied to your post: Oh my goodness ebay bidding is intense. I’m 24…
on wut.
A sexy sexy superdry jacket… I’d show you but quite frankly I don’t trust you and I think you’d deliberately outbid me to piss me off. lol
Oh my goodness ebay bidding is intense. I’m 24 minutes away but my gut is already wrenching. When I’m 1 minute away and someone outbids me I’m gonna have a fucking seizure.
February 2012
46 posts
Not going into ICT tomorrow seems like a sensible option. Then I have tuesday off anyways to finish catching up. Should’ve done it over this week, but past Mike is a dick.
The V festival lineup is pretty bad. I’m not a festival or a gig guy, really, but I’m keeping an eye on Leeds because Green Day is rumoured. Funny thing is I don’t even listen to them that much anymore, but even if they were playing and all the other bands were shit, I’d go. They’re just that good live.
I want nothing more than to have a proper full-blown rant on here, but so many people I know who follow me would just hate me. Not just because of my bitching, but because I’m basically an awful, terrible person and they haven’t realised that yet.
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shivering replied to your post: shivering replied to your post: My favourite band…
well you can suck one thousand rocket dildos, senor chang.
Suck on my missile punch, Shivering.
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shivering replied to your post: My favourite band is officially Red Hot Chili…
>red hot chilli peppers better than radiohead or the beatles /what/
I’m not saying they’re better (although to me, they are) I just think that they’re technically brilliant-er, if only by a small amount. To me, at least.
My favourite band is officially Red Hot Chili Peppers.
They just have a song for every mood.
Plus, I genuinely believe that their musical genius (overall) exceeds that of any other band. Nirvana, Beatles, Radiohead, Gorillaz… they’re all geniuses in their own ways, but RHCP just elevate that to perfection. When you really listen to one of their songs, they have a ton of subtle...
'My Social Network Stalker' was uncomfortable in...
I feel sympathy for the girl and her situation, but there were a lot of flaws in the way that she dealt with it. Basically, this is a girl whose boyfriend was stalking her and taking private, nakes pictured of her and posting them online. Obviously it’s a bad situation but it took her months to realise this, even after every single sign pointed to him being the stalker. People are just...
Some guy on youtube was mouthing off in all caps about how games that are scripted are shit blah blah blah, so I replied ‘here’s an idea. Let’s all type in caps do people know how serious and educated we are’, and I then went on to point out, in a reasoned manner, the flaws in his argument.
He then replied ‘HERE’S AN IDEA. EITHER SUPPORT ME OR FUCK...
For anyone who’s interested, I’ve started a gaming blog. I’m actually keeping it pretty well stocked with my self-indulgent gaming crap, so if you want to follow me, send me a message and I’ll link you to it - I’m not putting the URL here because I don’t want my audience to be too personal, as practise for actual journalism-ey stuff. Plus I don’t want my...
Esi Essel is amazing at illustration and well done...
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COMMUNITY BACK MARCH 15
lestraade:
ACTUALLY SCREAMING
MY EMOTIONS!!!
Haven’t left the house since Friday. It’s now 8pm tuesday. What is life?
I’m also putting on a ton of weight, which is bizarre considering about a month ago I said to myself (in the shower of course) that I’d start eating right and exercising. Of course, I’ve been eating even worse and being as inactive as possible, but it’s the thought that counts, right?
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Too much pancake goodness. Bleeeurgh.
Dislikers on Youtube
Who are these people disliking awesome videos?
I mean really, its just ridiculous. Who can watch a video like the dramatic chipmunk or sneezing panda or something like that and think ‘I disapprove of this and therefore want to demonstrate my disapproval to the world by clicking dislike’?
There are some videos that are such a pure form of joy that it is impossible to genuinely dislike...
Just finished the main quest in Skyrim
Juuuust as my save teetered over past the 60 hour mark. That’s 2 and a half days of my life, solid. Which is either a lot or a little, depending on your perspective.
I’ve yet to do the dark brotherhood or civil war questlines, which should be fun. But for now I’m gonna start playing Rage, and if that isn’t entertaining enough I might actually have to get some work done....
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If you're sad enough to be both following me AND...
“Why did the chicken cross the road?”
“To get to the other side”
Seems pretty straightforward. UNTIL you realise that by the other side he meant death, or the afterlife.
MIND BLOWN.
How are you going to go on with your pitiful life now?
I hate Superdry.
All their stuff is really awesome but it’s so god damn expensive.
When I do this wedding photography job I’m actually gonna treat myself to a £180 jacket.
There is a giant magnetic plasma tornado on the surface of the sun moving at 300,000mph at a temperature of 15,000 degrees Fahrenheit.
I would rather be thrown into that than wait another minute for Community to come back on.
Virginia Is For Lovers...And State Licensed... →
This article basically states that in Virginia, pregnant women seeking abortion will now legally have to undergo a procedure where a scanner is shoved into their vagina so they can be guilted out of the abortion. This is just wrong on so many levels.
Feeling like a pissy little bitch, dwelling on things and getting pissed off over them, even though they’re really insignificant.
Just having one of those days like ‘oh god I was such a dickhead today’ and I wanna crawl into a hole and die.
Apparently there’s some kafuffle about Mormons baptising people into their church, even after they’re dead. Specifically the hilariously inept Mitt Romney, who baptised his athiest father in law after his death. Why are these people even being considered for any sort of leadership position again? I’m not saying I’m smarter than them, but they’re definitely dumber than...
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The Duncan Principle
jelly-babies-to-manual:
Maybe the reason why Community is on hiatus is because NBC is doing an experiment on us all. They’re just waiting for our breaking point.
WHEN YOU STAY SOMETHING COMES BACK IN SPRING, IT COMES BACK IN PRIMAVERA!!!
Friend: (guy she likes) won't tell me if he's coming to the cinema with me or not, I don't wanna buy a daysaver for nothing
Me: I'll go with you if he cancels lol
Friend: That'll just depress me.
*forever alone*
(In her defense, this is heavily paraphrased)
And I'm lookin' at her butt / Thats that 20/20...
Childish Gambino is amazing.
Nothing’s worse than sending yourself a card on valentines day.
Unless it gets rejected.
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So ICT work
Is frustrating as hell.
Every single time I create something new in my database, something goes wrong and it takes me 20 minutes to sort out. Every single time.
So I’m creating what is probably the most complicated part of the entire thing, and I’m ready for a good 2 hours of debugging and google searching and yelling at my computer.
But then I create it and it just works. Like, no...
Realising, at 1 in the morning, that I forgot to sort out all my bedding, then doing it all sneakily to avoids waking anyone up, like a fucking duvet ninja
So here’s a genuine question - if a child is raised by two dads or two moms, how do they discern between them? Shouting ‘dad’ or ‘mom’ would get so confusing.
Oh god damn fuckety shit fuck bollocks.
I forgot we have to do an english essay.
A random girl (most likely about 16 & in high school, based on ) sent me a facebook message asking if someone I know has cancer.
Ignoring the extraneous facts, like the person who told her that he has cancer being a generally dishonest attention seeker who has lied about the same thing several times in the past, I’m just wondering what social rules have come to when it’s okay to...
I need vast, incrementally stronger volumes of alcohol, administered to my face immediately.
charlottebooth:
AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Regarding ‘Real Steel’
Basically, It’s boxing with Robots and bit of any Will Smith movie where he’s a bad dad but then his son loves him blah blah blah.
The concept is old and stale, but somehow its execution is flawless. The plot is predictable and filled with holes, but silly enough that you don’t really care. The action sequences are really fantastic, and the...
January 2012
14 posts
One of my facebook friends (who I don’t even talk to) commented on one of her friends (a complete stranger to me) photos, that happened to be a picture of his co-worker’s penis.
So now because I’m friends with this person, that penis photo is now the top story on my news feed. Why the hell would facebook think I wanted to see a complete stranger’s penis?
On the bright...