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I have a bear suit.
Fuck your shit.
(Source: shitimhallucinatingdude, via thekingofthedarkandforgot)
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A decent chunk of my life is waiting for Photoshop to load.
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Salford uni interview
Went pretty well. I nailed the interview part, but failed the test part. but ah well.
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Jeff and Annie Alphabet
↳ D ebate 109Annie’s ‘Slave Leia’ moment.
(Source: towerandbishop, via communitythings)
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Go girl scouts!
A girl scout in California posted a video here about her outrage that her organisation accepted transgender children (biologically male children who identify as girls), telling people to boycott girl scout cookies.
This story would be enough to make me completely lose my faith in humanity were it not for the absolutely massive opposition to her video. It’s too much to describe, but it’s absolutely amazing. Well done to the girl scouts for being such a progressive organisation.
To that girl- fuck you. You are ignorant and wrong. Simple as that.
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Actual graphics productivity.
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I haven’t posted in a while, so I thought I would because fuck you, that’s why.
I got Katie and Esi into Community, which is amazing. We keep failing to do the donde esta la bibliotequa rap, which is double amazing. amazing-er. Next step: darkest timeline references and spontaneous troy and abed handshakes. We’re almost there, people.
In other news, I have an interview for Salford Uni next week, for Journalism. My problem is that I have little to no interest or awareness in current events, which is a generally bad point if I actually want to be a journalist- though I want to end up being a film/game reviewer anyways.
For my interview I got some swag new shirts, or shay-rizzles as I call them, which meant I spent about an hour and a half on buses to town and back. Both buses smelt like buttholes, and some dickhead started kicking off because our bus wouldn’t stop for him, even though he wasn’t at the right stop for our bus. What a dick.
I’m also doing relatively well in Graphics and English, but absolutely awful in ICT. I have no motivation to do work in lessons, so I say I’ll do it at home, but then at home I end up doing nothing, or writing down ideas for novels or comics or sitcoms, or playing Skyrim or AC: Revelations.
My final bit of news is that my tutor wants me to be her wedding photographer for £250, which is awesome in every way. And the photography tutor at our college was like ‘this guy has the best photos I’ve ever seen’ which is definitely untrue, but my ego is still huge now. Go me.
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You know it’s really fucked in the head that people have to compete against each other for the chance to pay 27 grand for an education.
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Playground Politics
Today I picked my brother up from school, and we had an incident with
a little prickone of his classmates and hisscumbag bitchmum.Basically, this kid, who picks on my brother all the time, ran straight into him in the playground, and shouted ‘watch where you’re walking!’ at my brother. I shouted the kid over and made him apologise, in the polite but authoritative way that I’ve learnt whilst managing kids working for my Dad. What I wanted to do was tell him that he was an aggressive little cunt who should go fuck himself, but obviously I didn’t.
Then this kid goes running to his Mum, who has the sheer audacity to walk up to my brother, ignoring me, and shout at him, telling him that her son bumped into him by accident. Like a good big brother I stepped in and told her that it was me who made her son apologise, and that I had good reason to. Then her son starts shouting at me, telling me I’m ‘giving him grief’ and I was being aggressive towards him before, but suddenly was being nice when his Mum was there. For the record, I treated his Mum exactly the same as I treated him, because she also seemed to have the I.Q of a 10 year old anyways.
So I ignored the brat (which was a good move because it pissed him off and almost brought him to tears) and told his mum that the two should ‘stay out of eachother’s way’, which i’m ashamed of, because when I was my brother’s age it was the same bullshit line I heard from parents whenever I had trouble with a dick, and it was completely his fault. But that’s playground politics. There’s no point causing friction with someone who you have to see in the playground every day when picking up your kid.
What I really wanted to tell the bitch was that her son was in the wrong, and no matter what lies him and his friends told her, her son was a bullying little prick. I admit that I’m biased, but my brother is a perfectly nice kid. He’s a bit dramatic and has a tendency to react badly when provoked, but he never does the provoking. Her kid was in the wrong, she’s being fed lies and going about her reaction in a completely inappropriate way, so she should take her bratty little shit of a kid and fuck off back to her crack den. But that’s playground politics. It’s sickening and it’s wrong and it puts the victims in the worst situation possible, but there’s no easy answer.
Of course, I ranted to my brother all the way home about what fucking scum they are.
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Community fan splurge post of the week
